Forget about the masked bandit in black and white who sneaks around in the shadows of the Golden Arches. Dupont Cheese Factory in Marion, Wisconsin was hit on Monday morning by real cheeseburglars who stole 350 pounds of meat, more than 100 pounds of cheese and a dozen cases of beer.The County Sheriff reports that the stolen items include 80 pounds of garlic sausage, 80 pounds of summer sausage, 80 pounds of beef sausage, 60 pounds of snack sausage, 30 pounds of bacon, 15 pounds of smoked beef, 48 jars of herring, 70 pounds of string cheese and a 40-pound block of cheese carved into the shape of a wedding bell.
Authorities say they have no suspects, but I think they should just stake out local weddings for that 40 pound cheese wedding bell.
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9-14-2006 @ 1:25AM
Finished.Law.School said...
Sounds like they should look at local frat houses rather than weddings. Unless you are talking about white trash weddings.
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9-14-2006 @ 10:54AM
Asian.rage said...
I have only one thing to say:
Robble Robble.
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